Machine Gun Jesus
Jesus Christ returns to 1970s Los Angeles to clean up the streets… one
motherfucker at a time.
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Credits: Produced and Directed by Dustin Snodgrass
Written by Dustin Snodgrass and Daren Hofer
Starring: Dan Ciaramitaro, Mason Storm and Carlos Velasco as Poquito Mas
Kevin Preston, Aaron Minton, David Field as The Karate Kingsnakes
Also with Javier Rivas as the Priest and Jehad Al-Shemarkheh and Daren Hofe... more >
Credits: Produced and Directed by Dustin Snodgrass
Written by Dustin Snodgrass and Daren Hofer
Starring: Dan Ciaramitaro, Mason Storm and Carlos Velasco as Poquito Mas
Kevin Preston, Aaron Minton, David Field as The Karate Kingsnakes
Also with Javier Rivas as the Priest and Jehad Al-Shemarkheh and Daren Hofer
The Hot Tub Girls are Tatiana Holthaus, Corina Hack and Kayla Laws
Narration by Ben Hurst
Edited by Dustin Snodgrass
Art Direction Dan Ciaramitaro
Assistant Camera Jehad Al-Shemarkheh
Gaffer Daren Hofer
Mixer Mr. Black
Boom Operator Chris Marden
Key Grip Joseph Palau
Director of Photography Jordan Dupper and Dustin Snodgrass
Assistant Director Carlos Velasco
Weapons by Bill Davis and Matthew Anderson
Special Thanks to Michael Pessah, Bennett Graebner, Larry Leahy and Mark Bacci
Telecine by Filmpool
Camera by Arriflex
Film by Kodak
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Comments (34)
like machine gun jesus needs a side-kick
Jesus looks like mike rutherford
good thing God had a great sense of humor
Is it me, or did Jesus’s partner seen a little gay?
haha
Jesus! that was funny.
How come Jesus just didn’t heal Poco Mas? The vest was too funny. And “Been there…Done that!”
This Easter! funny, man, right on!
Man Jesus ain’t no joke he’ll take your life away easy and his Father got his back
Guess Machine Gun Buddha would have just been too offensive…
Highly offensive. Good thing I am an atheist or am I agnostic? Whatever…
Jesus has good taste, those girls were hot.
This happened to be the first video I watched on this website. It also happens to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. Thank you.
That sure is a pretty pickle, I want one
That was very entertaining!
Fan ‘effing’ tastic! Thanks for posting a comment, it lead me to your stuff!
Jesus kicks ass
action. suspense. jesus’ love for human kind. this vid speaks to me on so many levels…
ha ha ha im gonna fill you with the holy spirit, so good.
JESUS H. CHRIST …. is totally my type ;-)
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