Nick Swardson Stand Up - Beastiality
Wouldn't it suck to be attracted to animals?
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Comments (28)
remember kids, its animal lover, not animal fucker.
I think it's got legs too! Keep up with your material the way you wanna go about it!
If I had a friend that was into animals I would be pissed that they skipped right past going gay and wanting me and right to animals.
Nick Swardson is so fucking funny!
sweeeet!
Once I tried to find the website of a band I like and was scarred forever. Remember kids: it’s EELSTHEBAND.COM. The band part is important, trust.
HAHA!!
great job.
awesome i love animals and I love you
sooo fast…hahahahaha, I didn’t even know you did stand up, this is fantastic!
hmmm when was he at the punchline!! and why did i miss it… SHATTTT
im into whale blowholes there so big and wet
I need a friend into that, life would be so much easier.
HILARIOUS!
pg rated beastiality. must be a family comedy club
ooh he’s so fast
Nick Swardson is straight up one of the coolest people ever… He definitely needs to make a crazy movie and make lots of money.
- The King of Zing.
This is one funny man!! Every single time he’s on Reno 911 he kills!! More!
he’s so fast!
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