The Smallest Co%k in Porn - Mini-Movie!
Funny or Die's first ever web only mini-movie, "The Smallest Co%k in Porn: The Don Dolmes Story" is a mockumentary that spoofs the legend of John Holmes.
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Credits: Directed by John Knecht and Don Shelford.Produced by Scot Armstrong, Ravi Nandeen and John Thorpe. Written by Seth Morris. Starring: Adam McKay, Rob Corddry, Paul Scheer, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Brian Huskey, John Ross Bowie, Jamie Denbo, Jason Mantzoukas and Seth Morris.
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"When you're workin' with this acorn-cap you think ya got the market cornered." Love the interview with the breast-feeding woman who also happens to be holding a Pekingese! Many priceless/absurd moments with a multitude of quotables! "Ya Feel this co%k in your sweet little ass!?" (reply) "Not at all." "Who got the smallest co%K in the room!?"
LOVE THIS VID!!!
Perhaps the most important cockumentary in the last 20 years...sort of a "Boogie Nights" meets "Spinal Tap"...
Awesome!!! A tad too long...but the content, the outfits, format...awesome!!!
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this mini movie is amesome
Maybe our energy bodies are all that really matter...
when seth gets mad at manzoukis and keeps coming back in the room from
different angles... fucking genius...great work... why are people such assholes about longer pieces here?
Check this one out: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a3b067f3a8/tales-for-the-kitchen-from-louii-productions
LMAO!! I don't know what else to say...HA!
don't worry, fella. you'll live.
bore
well done. too long for the ADD generation, i think it would be much better on DVD as a feature film.
a little long but good
Good production.
see boobs at 2:43
Witness the reality ..... of an average male penis (vs. a penis the size of the human arm often seen in porn now) without entering the Twilight Zone! :-]p
~(^)~
Aren't all McKay films written in just 45 minutes?
boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the trailer was funnier..
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