Chuck E. Cheese Apocalypse

The future according to Chuck E. Cheese.
 
 
 

Added about 4 months ago

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"The world is now too dangerous for anything
less than Utopia." -- Buckminster Fuller


One Nation Under Greed

I pledge a grievance
to the flag-waving warmongers of America
and the crooked Republicans who stand on us
a divided nation under guard
indefensible
with suspicion
and shame
for all

oh wickedness of chem-trail skies
genetically modified grain
clearcut mountains ... more >

"The world is now too dangerous for anything
less than Utopia." -- Buckminster Fuller


One Nation Under Greed

I pledge a grievance
to the flag-waving warmongers of America
and the crooked Republicans who stand on us
a divided nation under guard
indefensible
with suspicion
and shame
for all

oh wickedness of chem-trail skies
genetically modified grain
clearcut mountains a travesty
above the strip-malled plains

America hysteria
man sheds his waste on thee
and impounds thy goods
for secret brotherhoods
from sea to oily sea

Indigènes de vétérans de Hawaïens
de nations des ghostlands de l'Amérique
Bombshelter.org

"Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you."
-- Jean-Paul Sartre


With days of great history ahead, America is phalanxed by the febrile, fearful crowds still being moved like cattle by the far-right-- streaming now toward the fresh air blowing down from the mountains, dancing out into the sunshine breaking through the storm clouds. Maybe we'll have world peace by Christmas. Let us now dream.


Aloha power to you & yours

B. Z. Burnbridge

Independents for Obama 2008
Perception Recovery Project

Galaxy Garden HyperCast
http://GalaxyGarden.org

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posted about 2 months ago
 

fail

posted about 4 months ago
 

How the hell is this not getting funny vote after funny vote? I thought this was a genius idea; the mash-up of a child’s view of the future with a disturbing adult take! Brilliance! Let’s get this into the green, people!

posted about 4 months ago
 

That was fucking bananas. As much as I laughed at just the thought of making this, it also scared me like a rapist wondering around outside my apartment.

posted about 4 months ago
 

well what the original vid was basically saying meet at Chuck-e-cheese when that happens and we live on in space and find another planet to inhabit or are already inhabiting. there is an infinite number of possibilities or universes.

posted about 4 months ago
 

this was trippy as fuck.
maybe this would reach Immortal status if the website was “creepy or die”

posted about 4 months ago
 

Hmm, there was something oddly disturbing about this… I can’t quite place what it was though. Probably the talking rat.

posted about 4 months ago
 
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6x in Earth’s history?

posted about 4 months ago
 

Oh you wacky Christians and your propaganda.

posted about 4 months ago
 

I agree with Lear55. HA HA!

posted about 4 months ago
 

bummer

posted about 4 months ago
 

The future DOES look fun. I hope they still have pepperoni pizza, and ridiculous italian pizza maker stereo types!

posted about 4 months ago
 

All this disaster stuff is okay – the scariest part is the singing puppets…thanks for the nightmares that await me tonight

posted about 4 months ago
 

FUCKING AWESOME! At least it would finally take out all those FUCKING TERRORISTS!!! LOL

posted about 4 months ago
 

Holy shit! Amazing!

posted about 4 months ago
 

future looks hot !

posted about 4 months ago