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IF YOU WANT THANKSGIVING HERE'S HOW YOU DO IT... FIND SOME INDIGINOUS BEINGS. SHOOT MOST OF THEM AND STEAL ALL OF THIER LAND. INTRODUCE A KILLER PLAGUE TO WIPE OUT MOST OF THE REST... TURN THEM INTO ALCHOHOLICS AND THEN MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR THEM TO DRINK.
GO OUT AND KILLSOMETHING WILD THATS EDIBLE...
MAKE LARGE MEAL AND INVITE THE ONE OR TWO LEFT OVER TO EAT..... more >

IF YOU WANT THANKSGIVING HERE'S HOW YOU DO IT... FIND SOME INDIGINOUS BEINGS. SHOOT MOST OF THEM AND STEAL ALL OF THIER LAND. INTRODUCE A KILLER PLAGUE TO WIPE OUT MOST OF THE REST... TURN THEM INTO ALCHOHOLICS AND THEN MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR THEM TO DRINK.
GO OUT AND KILLSOMETHING WILD THATS EDIBLE...
MAKE LARGE MEAL AND INVITE THE ONE OR TWO LEFT OVER TO EAT.... IF THEY WILL BRING THE VEGETABLES, THAT IS. GET DRUNK IN FRONT OF THEM AND MAKE FUN OF THEM BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL FOR YOU TO SHARE YOUR WHISKEY. YELL AT YOUR FAMILY UNTIL YOUR TO DRUNK TO MAKE SENCE. FALL ASLEEP AND DREAM OF DOING THIS ALL OVER AGAIN AT THE SAME TIME NEXT YEAR...
LOOK, YOIUR IRISH MOST OF THESE THING SHOULD JUST COME NATURALLY TO YOU... OH THEN THROW ENOUGH FOOD AWAY TO FEED A THIRD WORLD NATION FOR A WEEK.