"I told you Trigonometry was going to be hard..."
"Punked by his students, Mr. Goldstein took the blue pill in the hopes of leaving the matrix."
- Rawd
"When they said Mr. Franklin teaches the hardest math class, they meant it."
- dkent
"Although strict Mr Parson was never hard on his pupils"
"Uh...it's the pleats..."
"It's ok he's my son."
""Wha...who are you? What's this show called? Dateline? Never heard of it...""
"OK everyone, get out your #2 penises...um...I MEAN pencils!"
"Class, here we see Michelangelo's David. Note the over-sized head and curly locks, indicating youth. Note the strong, well-developed hands, one of Michelangelo's trademarks and a symbol of man's ..."
- prufrock
"Why, yes, I am happy to see you. Why do you ask?"
- prufrock
"I told you Trigonometry was going to be hard..."
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- The whole Fargo accent was fake. She only did it to appeal to right-wing Christians and Cohen Brother's fans.
- Thinks she's funnier than Tina Fey.
- Didn't know Obama was an individual man; thought it was an entire race of people.
- Couldn't shut up about how her Jethro Tull groupie fantasy.
- Called John McCain "Uncle Grandpa" behind his back.
- The shoulder pads in her suit jackets were actually Belgian Waffles.
- Told the same joke over and over; "Sara P. has to pee!"
- When there was talk of kicking her off the GOP ticket, Palin threatened to reveal Cindy McCain's Botox addiction.
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Abused power while in office.
Didn't know that South Africa was a country. She though it was a continent.
Refused to listen to her handlers, instead going it alone and screwing up most of the time.
Although she has read every magazine.
Loves sunsets, long walks on the beach, banning books, getting former in-laws fired, and forcing rape victims to buy their own evidence kits.
thought dinosaurs were here two thousand years ago
and Seth Morris doesn't know how to spell Coen Brothers, there's no "h" seth
All I know is that she is hot. Way hotter than Biden. Way hotter than Hillary. Way hotter than Obama or McCain.
and she claims she did not ban books or wanted to ban Harry Potter said it was not made when she was governor,yet she started serving in 96 as mayor but Harry Potter was first published in 97.
And she hid a sattelite dish under that semi-bouffant hair do in order to channel Bush's speech writers.
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