Caption Contest for May 16, 2008

“Yes my horse is dead, and yes, I was the one who fucked him to death, and no I will NOT cry.”

thats not the way u ride a hoarse mister

I thought Tom Green retired

...And that is how you successfully molest livestock. If there are any questions, I’ll be in my van.

why big brown is kickin ass

the ole’ 68 1/2

Although disappointed that the leggy brunette he’d hoped to meet on the blind date didn’t work out quite like he wanted Bob was never one to look a gift horse in the mouth….he went straight to the groin

Billy was hopeful that his next girlfriend will be reincarnated as a supermodel

Breathe Dammit, Breathe!

Alright class…can anyone tell me what I am doing wrong?No,Eric,focus on “orifices” and their importance…

Alpo researcher

“Bobby…can you hear me?Hmm…wife’s gonna kill me…”

I said “Jump on the horse and ride off.” What did you think I said?

Jim Carrey returns to phsyical comedy!

Hey California: LEGALIZE THIS!

what does “put out to stud” really mean

Tom took the title “professional horse trainer” just a little too far

If heaven were a dead horse, I’d be on top of heaven.

What do you mean she’s only 5?! She told me she’s 18!

The kentucky derby used a controversial training method this year

This is what happens before a horse gets euthanized.

When the sun came up, she turned back into a horse just as the wizard said she would.

now thats a lazy horse mattress