Caption Contest for November 20, 2008

It's true, black IS slimming...

"i'm so old i forgot how to put these things on!

Don suddenly realizes that he may have been a bit too enthusiastic in his attempt to remove his date's stockings...
His date suddenly realizes that she may have been a little hasty in her decision to fuck Don...

It did not take police long to catch up with Stuart...eye witness reports from the bank robbery found him rather easy to pick out from the line-up.

When just posing naked isn't enough

The Judi Dench striptease scene that was cut from Quantum of Solace.

His first attempt at wearing hose included a trip to the hospital.

Harold, in his attempt to impress his boss,was thinking outside the box when applied this creative twist to the lampshade on the head Christmas Party stunt.

The German version of the Blue Man Group never really took off.

thieves just keep getting stupider.

Dr. Phil finally gave me a boner

"Is the financial crisis over? Can I come out now?!"

Just a regular everyday normal guy

are you holding the camera upside down?

end to a perfect day.

In a desperate bid to leave his mark on the undergarment industry, Bob attempted to market his latest invention, arm-y hose.

Fred never could quite grasp the concept of hide and seek.

Oh man!*huff* Whoa! This is a really good *huff, huff*pair!...Wow...really good pair....huff

The latest Spiderman costume is by far the worst.

Give him a break, it's probably cold in there

"I've heard that black is slimming. Maybe it'll hide the fact that I'm thick in the head!"

Those are skin-tight. How do you get into those pants?

welp, this would stop me from installing anymore hidden cameras in dressing rooms.

it's true. you get what you pay for. that's why i'll never use cheapendales strippers again.

holy shit! it's the nudist camp mugger! somebody should tell that dumb fuck that nobody carries a wallet at a nudist camp!