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Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... An... more >

Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... And as requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE BORING GENEALOGY GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON SENT AWAY TO BABYLON JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE SATAN AND SAMARITAN CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT LAZARUS, FIG TREE LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE < less

Do they have any formal martial arts training? NO. But do they have a deeply-rooted obsession with Double Dragon? YES!!!... more >

Do they have any formal martial arts training? NO. But do they have a deeply-rooted obsession with Double Dragon? YES!!! (Note: When dying your karate gi, don't use the cheapest fabric dye available at WalMart. Your reds could come out strikingly pink, and your royal blues might get left a tad on the periwinkle side.) Girl: Heather Moxcey Camera Man: Ben Mallahan And check out our MySpace Profile for our other new vid! BIBLE IN A MINUTE http://www.myspace.com/baratsandbereta < less

Run and hide puny humans, because the supervillain known as Fireside has arrived and Hell is riding sidesaddle. Things ... more >

Run and hide puny humans, because the supervillain known as Fireside has arrived and Hell is riding sidesaddle. Things are about to get hot and sweaty. < less